Oktoberfest 2010

Ode to Stella Artois

By George Sand

May be sung to the tune of Sweet Disposition by Temper Trap

Never too drunk
Oktoberfest’s begun
Another round on Matt
of Stella Artois,
burgers and fries
on Friday night.
Poker til dawn
with Mickey and Mark
Ramzy and Ken
Maria and Paul
Palace and Ben.
Just stay there
‘Cause I'll be comin' over
While Michelle’s still young.
Then on Saturday
Grilling, cornholing all day
Won't stop til it's over
or until eight-thirty
whichever comes first.
The Social Network
that night with Jon,
Sheila and Nick
and after we drink
again, of course
a pint or two
of Stella Artois
We’ll have some laughs.
Just stay there
Cause I'll be comin' over
While Bailey’s still young
And then on Sunday
Won't stop til it's over
Won't stop to surrender
Oh, Stella Artois
We raise our glass
and drink to you
all weekend long (won't stop til it's over)
Oh, Stella Artois
We raise our glass
and drink to you
all weekend long (won't stop til it's over)
Oh, Stella Artois
We raise our glass
and drink to you
all weekend long (won't stop til it's over)
Oh, Stella Artois
We raise our glass
and drink to you
all weekend long (won't stop til it's over)

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