As I have been known on occasion to write lyrics to Stella Artois, so also have I taken to rewrite nursery rhymes but to give it my own twist. Jack and Jill went up a hill
To fetch a kiss or two.
Jack went down and went around
And Jill groaned and came, too.
Happy, Jack and Jill drove home
As fast as he could take her.
They went to bed and tried again
He then paid her gold and silver.
I remember the days when people would throw me...
...away. They kept saying it wasn't personal but I don't believe them.
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