Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Twisted Nursery Rhymes

As I have been known on occasion to write lyrics to Stella Artois, so also have I taken to rewrite nursery rhymes but to give it my own twist. 

Jack and Jill went up a hill 

To fetch a kiss or two.

Jack went down and went around

And Jill groaned and came, too.

Happy, Jack and Jill drove home

As fast as he could take her.

They went to bed and tried again

He then paid her gold and silver.


Punchlines
I remember the days when people would throw me...
...away. They kept saying it wasn't personal but I don't believe them.


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